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very painful to the eyes.

5/20/09 10:37 pm - !@*(*(1Y$(!#(@#(RWTF!!!!!

IT IS STILL DOWN!!!!88***#&#**!*&!!*!*&#**#(@!)(!*@*@@(()!)!)@*$Q**@*@*(@*!((@!((*(!*#*&$%&%&*@(

FOXTROT
UNIFORM
CHARLIE
KILO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5/20/09 10:05 pm

she had to get out!!! get out!

cuz the days change to night.. the days change to night.. change in an instant!!!111!!

she....

had to leave..........

LOS ANGELES!!!!

SHE BOUGHT A CLOCK ON HOLLYWOOD BLVD THE DAY SHE LEFT.
IT FELT
SAD.


IT FELT SAD!!!

GET OUT.
GET OUT.

5/20/09 10:04 pm - sheeeeeeeeeee

had to leave.
Los angeles!

5/20/09 09:48 pm - omg omg omg :(

facebook won't let me log in, oh my god this is terrible *dies*
:-/

5/3/09 03:40 pm - hello junior.. this is madonna.

are you there? Call me in Miami..

4/24/09 10:20 pm - band on the run.

i hope your having fun.

band on the run!

band on the run!

searching everyone!

for the band on the run!

my feet are stinky.


i had a pork carnitas chimichanga for dinner.
I'm alarmed.. because i ate swine in a mexican iteration.

i'm doomed.

4/18/09 02:55 am - it appears..

i've gotten.. fat.. again..

time for some.. exuhcise..

4/12/09 11:34 pm - I'll never wash my twitter again!!

OMFG OMFG PRINCESS SUPERSTAR REPLIED TO ME ON TWITTER!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!

this is AMAZING

4/12/09 01:33 am - this is an incredible video!




oh my god.
the song is even more amazing.

How could this have slipped past me?

Oh yeah.

Meth.
haha

4/9/09 09:59 pm

 floss hoes at roscoe's..

if i want to squirt her, take her to fat burger

4/9/09 09:58 pm

 i'm stoned!!


3/25/09 11:02 pm - Writer's Block: What My Friends & Family Would Say about Me

What would your best friend say makes you great? What about your parents
or siblings?

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Feima says i have an amazing mind, and I don't do anything that gets on her nerves.

I dunno about the familia...
haha
that i'm a slob, and a good cook? haha


3/14/09 12:16 am - some boys..

take a beautiful girl
hide her away from the rest of the world.

months later, she is usually found chopped up in a freezer.


Psycholyrics pollute my mind.

dude. i'm TELLING YOU PEOPLE THAT TAKE A CHANCE ON ME BY ABBA LYRICS ARE PSYCHOTIC AND UNHEALTHY!

Delusions of pretty birds!
wtf!

40 minutes ago i took ambien.

if you change your MIND!
i'm the first in LINE!
honey i'm still FREE!

so i saw the cnbc special about merijuana industry in northern california.
I want to go to OAKSTERDAM UNIVERSITY!

finally i have an ideal for a job, a goal, a life!! I want to go to oaksterdam university, and then sling at a cafe!!!

OMG PLEASE YES

:D

 




3/13/09 06:58 pm - and my shiny silver gat.

Just a reminder.

 

SUBLIME WAS THE BEST BAND OF THE 90's.
Period.

In case you forgot.


 


3/12/09 10:51 pm - THIS IS.. the most hilarious parody so far, this year!!!!! PERFECT! LOL!

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1900132

oh and its stolen from frankusJ

3/11/09 02:19 pm - !!!PORK!!!!

squeal!!!

PORK!11!!!


the word itself is amazing

pork

PORK

PoRk

pOrK


3/9/09 05:13 pm - wow.

little suzi homewrecker here has joined a new lj community called what_a_crock

it's all about slow cooking!

3/7/09 05:02 pm - you come from an island!

you're cutting diamonds, with a rubbery knife!

dood, wtf!

2/22/09 06:56 pm - i love it when you call me big poppa.

throw your hands in the air if yous a true player.

2/21/09 10:26 pm - brilliance!!!! By N.W.A!!

Verse One: (Ice Cube)
It was once said by a man who couldn't quit;
�?Dopeman, please, can I have another hit?�?
The dopeman said: “Cluck, I don't give a shit;
If your girl kneels down, and sucks my dick!�?
It all happened and the guy tried to choke her;
Nigga living in cash, ain't nothing but a smoker.
That's the way it goes, that's the name of the game;
Young brother getting over by slangin' caine.
Gold around his neck 14 k, has it;
Bitches sucking on his dick, 24-7.
Plus he's makin' money keepin' the base heads waiting;
Rollin 6-4 with the fresh-ass daytons.
Livin' in Compton, California, CA
His Uzi up your ass if he don't get paid.
Nigga begging for credit, he's knockin' out teeth;
Clockin' much dollars on the 1st and 15th
Big lot of money, nothing less than a twenty;
Yo, you want a five-oh, the dopeman got plenty.
To be a dopeman, boy, you must qualify;
Don't get high, off your own supply!
From a kid to a G, it's all about money;
10-piece, 4-10, base pipe comes free.
If people out there ain't hip to the fact;
If you see somebody gettin' money 4 crack,
He's the

Chorus:
Dopeman! Dopeman!
�?Hey man, gimme a hit!�?
Dopeman! Dopeman!
�?Hey, yo, fuck that shit!�?
Dopeman! Dopeman!
�?We just can't quit!�?
Dopeman! Dopeman!
�?Well suck this bitch!�?

(Dr. Dre)
Wait a minute, wait a minute! Who the fuck are you talking to?
Do you know who the fuck I am? Man, I can't believe this shit.
This bitch is tryin' to gank me!
I'll slap you up side your head with 9 inches of limp dick!

Verse Two: (Ice Cube)
You need a nigga with money, so u get a dopeman;
Juice that fool for as much as u can.
She likes his car, and he gets with her;
Got a black-eye coz the dopeman hit her.
Let that slide, and you pay it no mind;
Find that he's slapping you, all the time!
But that's ok, coz he's so rich,
And you ain't nothin' but a dopeman's bitch.
Do what he say and you keep your mouth shut;
Poppin' that trash might get you fucked up!
You'll sit and cry if the dopeman strikes you;
He don't give a fuck, he got 2 just like you
There's a another girl in the dopeman's life;
Not quite a bitch, but far from a wife.
She's called ‘The Strawberry' and everybody know;
�?Strawberry! Strawberry! Is the neighbourhood hoe.�?
Do anything for a hit or two;
Give the bitch a rock and she'll fuck your whole damn crew
It might be your wife and it might make you sick;
Come home and see her mouth on the dopeman's dick.
Strawberry, just look you'll see her;
But don't fuck around, she'll give you gonnorhea.
If people out there ain't hip to the fact;
Strawberry is a girl selling pussy for crack to the,

Chorus:
Dopeman! Dopeman!
�?Hey man, gimme a hit!�?
Dopeman! Dopeman!
�?Hey, yo, fuck that shit!�?
Dopeman! Dopeman!
In your face;
Yo Dre, kick in tha bass!

Verse Three: (Ice Cube)
If ya smoke ‘caine, you're a stupid motherfucker;
Known around the hood as the schoolyard clucka.
Doin' that crack with all the money ya got;
On ya hands & knees, searching for a piece of rock.
Jonzing for a hit, now ya lookin' for more.
Doug stole a Alpine outta Eazy's 6-4.
Ya need ya ass whooped coz its outta this Earth;
Cant get a 10-piece, need a dollar fifty's worth.
Knucklehead nigga, you turned into a crook;
But swear up and down, boy, that you ain't hooked.
You beat ya friend up and you whooped his ass long;
Coz he hit the pipe till the rock was all gone!
You robbin' and stealin', bugging and illin';
While the dopeman's dealing.
What is killin' your pain? Cocaine? This shit's insane;
Yo, E, she's a berry, lets run a train!

(Eazy-E)
Man, I wouldn't touch that bitch!

(Ice Cube)
Me neither, hoe go home and wash out ya beaver;
And nigga's are out there, messing up people's health;
Yo, what the fuck you gotta say for yourself?

Verse Four: (Eazy-E)
Well, Im the dopeman, yeah boy wear corduroy;
Money up to here, but unemployed.
You keep smoking that rock and my pocket's getting bigger;

(Dr. Dre)
Yo, got that 5-0, double-up nigga!

(Eazy-E)
Yeah, high rollin', big money, Im foldin;
Bitch on my tip, for the dick, Im holdin.
Strong strawberry, jockin' me so early;
Hoe, ya wanna hit? Ya gotta get your knees dirty.
Well that's my life, that's how it's cut;
“Hey Dopeman!�? Bitch shut the fuck up!
Gotta make a run, it's a big money deal;
Gankers got the fake, but you can get the real,
From the…

Chorus:
Dopeman! Dopeman!
Yeah, that's me!
Dopeman! Dopeman!
Yo, can I get a G?
Dopeman! Dopeman!
Clock as much as he can.
Fuck this shit, who am I?
THE DOPEMAN!

Outro: (Eazy-E as the Mexican guy)
Yo, Mr. Dopeman, you think your slick;
Ya sold crack to my sister, and now she's sick.
But if she happens to die, because of your drug;
Im puttin' in your culo, a .38 slug!
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